Spy Lens - Shy no more

What a spy gadget? I love this very much but I don't have the chance to use it, at least, for now. I have no D-SLR camera ! Now we have "Super-Secret Spy Lens" to capture photo without permission from others.

"People have a sixth sense for knowing when someone's taking their photo". I totally agree with this ! Some people are just so stubborn, don't allow people take even a picture of him/her. I wonder why some people just don't like to take picture, although the one is physically perfect.

With this on hard, you can snap anything you want, don't be too obvious anyway...

Super-Secret Spy Lens

The spy lens ~ I believe you understand how it work

Honestly, to me, it is quite obvious if you look at it

Tang daaa~ it fits perfectly with Nikon DSLR

Pay more attention to others' cameras next time, ensuring it is an ordinary lens !

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I am joining the monastery...

I was trying hard to sleep but I failed, so I switched on my computer, access my email account and I saw a comment notification....

""Blackie007 has left a new comment on your post "Kick and goooooooal":
It'll be the perfect slave for my Blackie....meow!!
Anyway, just to let you know, you've been tagged....muahahaha!!! ""


-_-"...Hahah,maybe it came on time? I may have a good sleep after posting it. It is a swt one


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RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

*My results are at the bottom of this post*

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery #
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up #
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing #
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into #
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue #
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed #

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist #
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt #
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear #
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked #
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building #
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards #
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain


As the result...


Dear Renaye(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I threw up fish - In women's clothing and I saw you Carve your initials into My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning How awful I've felt to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked The apartment building .

Disgusting regards,
-Jason Law-


Haven't tagged any one. Soon ... : )

Kick and goooooooal

SamePaperPlayAgain, is a creation by Clement Eloy. Creator of "Hotdoll : sex doll for dogs". He doesn't not create a dogporn this time. Instead, he designed a wastebasket to encourage people to recycle unwanted papers. It is designed to kill your freetime in office as well. Especially for people who loves to kick , you should get it and place in your office. Hopefully your boss doesn't mind you kick when you work.

Personally, I don't think it is much practical as you can see the capacity isn't big enough. What is the purpose to kick it if you can simply throw to your wastebasket? I will still buy it because of the design and creativity.

Same Paper PlayAgain

It has a weird name

Just kick and...Goooooall !

Is throwing your papers away by using hand that hard?

Finally, recycle your paper and don't waste it. Something encourages us to recycle, it gains a credit

Designer : Clement Eloy [gizmodo]

Test for Dementia

There are four questions I get from my e-mail, you might read it before. If you don't, have a try. I have answered many of them wrongly !

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First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?




Answer- If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

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Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?




Answer - If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?


Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


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Third Question
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?


Answer - Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!


Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

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Forth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer - Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?



Answer - He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.


This is really a sweat one...

Pleo - Your pet dinasour

I recently read about "Pleo" in a magazine, that really amazed me ! We people, always love to have some pets and home despite the troublesome of taking care of them. Having pets means responsibility, feeding them, clearing their poos, and ensuring their health condition. It is so heartbreaking if your pets past away. There is a solution now ! Don't get yourselves a dog,cat or other animal, buy a Pleo ! A dinosour - Robotic dinosour pet ! Hahaha...it is really cool ! I hope to buy one at home ~ We don't need to feed it but it comes and begs for food ,just like a real pet.

Amber Chia holding Pleo, the cute little dinasour~

Here are the videos

Specification
- 6 processors
- 14 motors
- 40 over sensors
- no remote control
- Own artificial intelligence


It is about ~$350, not that cheap compared with a real pet

It is on sales in Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines.

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Sex toys for dogs

This is a real story ! (No.1)

This new invention hocked up my memories.. Years ago, I went to a playground which nearby my old house,alone . It was my childhood playground and I was not feeling strange to the place and the dogs there. Each time I visit, I must have played with the dogs if possible. Once, I was lying on the bottom part enjoying the clear blue sky,thinking for nothing, mind was totally absent...

watching at the blue blue sky....



as usual,there were some dogs sniffing around the playground...



the dog noticed something !

Oh ? what was that? this little dog gone wild !

of course, it didn't really poke at me. it stood on top of me and started moving its ass...poking, moving, and enjoying its self-mating..What The Heck !? It came towards me and started poking at me? Omg ! that was disgusting !Omg... I faster pushed it, but it still followed me ! it even stood up and trying to poke me again...YuckK~~ I just walked away with tonne of "swt..." = =" .I was not get poked once, twice at the same place...I had forgotten this incident after period of time.

Real story no.2

I went to a steamboat gathering with my parents,it was organized by friend of my dad. They prepared plenty of food, with a proper dining room and and warm house. Soon I arrived, I found out there was a poodle at the balcony(sensed something wrong?). It was some kind of being caged . Brown little poodle~ Its owner brought it out of the cage and allowed us to play with it. It was a hyperactive one ! After playing with it, I had some chats with my dad's friend and started ignoring the jumping,licking little dog. BuT! that happened again !!

I had totally no idea what the heck this would happen again !? I faster pushed it away and went for the steamboat..

WTH?Am I look like a BITCH !? - -""""


that's really shit ! I am so happy when I first found out this new invention for the dogs !





Sex toys for doggies !

Hot Doll !









Hahaha....This may prevent the repeated tragic happens on my again !!






Are you having a lone dog at home? Is your dog keep poking at you, the same incident like mine? You may need it ><""!!

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Designer : Clement Eloy