Master technique to win in Olympic

The long waited Olympic 2008 finally ended in China, leaving new medals and records around the world. Japan, which won 9 Gold, 6 Silver and 11 Bronze medals in 2008. By the way, do you know how the Japanese obtain the Gold medals?


Training hard 24 hours 7 days? The strong determination for winning the medal?

That is not enough !


Because they have their very unique technique to win...

The secrets...

A very power technique !!!




Don't mess with them ! Otherwise, you will end up like this...

Kick and goooooooal

SamePaperPlayAgain, is a creation by Clement Eloy. Creator of "Hotdoll : sex doll for dogs". He doesn't not create a dogporn this time. Instead, he designed a wastebasket to encourage people to recycle unwanted papers. It is designed to kill your freetime in office as well. Especially for people who loves to kick , you should get it and place in your office. Hopefully your boss doesn't mind you kick when you work.

Personally, I don't think it is much practical as you can see the capacity isn't big enough. What is the purpose to kick it if you can simply throw to your wastebasket? I will still buy it because of the design and creativity.

Same Paper PlayAgain

It has a weird name

Just kick and...Goooooall !

Is throwing your papers away by using hand that hard?

Finally, recycle your paper and don't waste it. Something encourages us to recycle, it gains a credit

Designer : Clement Eloy [gizmodo]

Test for Dementia

There are four questions I get from my e-mail, you might read it before. If you don't, have a try. I have answered many of them wrongly !

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First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?




Answer- If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

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Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?




Answer - If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?


Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


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Third Question
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?


Answer - Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!


Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

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Forth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer - Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?



Answer - He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.


This is really a sweat one...

Sex toys for dogs

This is a real story ! (No.1)

This new invention hocked up my memories.. Years ago, I went to a playground which nearby my old house,alone . It was my childhood playground and I was not feeling strange to the place and the dogs there. Each time I visit, I must have played with the dogs if possible. Once, I was lying on the bottom part enjoying the clear blue sky,thinking for nothing, mind was totally absent...

watching at the blue blue sky....



as usual,there were some dogs sniffing around the playground...



the dog noticed something !

Oh ? what was that? this little dog gone wild !

of course, it didn't really poke at me. it stood on top of me and started moving its ass...poking, moving, and enjoying its self-mating..What The Heck !? It came towards me and started poking at me? Omg ! that was disgusting !Omg... I faster pushed it, but it still followed me ! it even stood up and trying to poke me again...YuckK~~ I just walked away with tonne of "swt..." = =" .I was not get poked once, twice at the same place...I had forgotten this incident after period of time.

Real story no.2

I went to a steamboat gathering with my parents,it was organized by friend of my dad. They prepared plenty of food, with a proper dining room and and warm house. Soon I arrived, I found out there was a poodle at the balcony(sensed something wrong?). It was some kind of being caged . Brown little poodle~ Its owner brought it out of the cage and allowed us to play with it. It was a hyperactive one ! After playing with it, I had some chats with my dad's friend and started ignoring the jumping,licking little dog. BuT! that happened again !!

I had totally no idea what the heck this would happen again !? I faster pushed it away and went for the steamboat..

WTH?Am I look like a BITCH !? - -""""


that's really shit ! I am so happy when I first found out this new invention for the dogs !





Sex toys for doggies !

Hot Doll !









Hahaha....This may prevent the repeated tragic happens on my again !!






Are you having a lone dog at home? Is your dog keep poking at you, the same incident like mine? You may need it ><""!!

Via
Designer : Clement Eloy

I dare you to f*uck a tiger !

The title mentions everything...

Dare you fuck a tiger?

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You don't?

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It does !

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